Guess The Size Of Sarah Palin's Brain
Since I can't turn on my damn television without Sarah Palin appearing on the screen and discovering that it is virtually impossible to follow a damn thing she says without the most intense amount of concentration, I began to wonder how tiny Sarah Palin's brain must be. Thoughts seem to rattle around in her head and then tumble out of her mouth in a stumbling, jumbling torrent of split infinitives, double negatives, and strange snippets of sport phrases and valley girl speak.
And once she has said whatever she has to say, it's gone in the air forever, she doesn't seem to reflect on her own words for even a second.And what is most frightening about hearing Palin speak is the high level of conviction and finality she repeatedly uses. The facts don't matter, the truth doesn't matter, history or reality doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is WHAT SHE SAYS! That's a clear sign that Palin has a small brain, it only has the capacity to hold what she believes in that moment in time, the only question is how small is her damn brain? Care to take a guess? I provided a few options, feel free to offer your own.
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