Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Joe The Plumber Is Nothing But An Opportunistic Lying Jerk!
Don't get me wrong, I don't feel sorry for John McCain now that his little non-tax paying, non-working, non-licensed, welfare taking, bald-headed, lying-ass political pitbull, Joe the Plumber is now turning on him with his fangs bared. I just can't stand opportunistic liars. Joe the Plumber is an asshole, a real big one!
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Joe The Plumber Admits Being On Welfare...Not Once...But Twice!
Thank God that John McCain did not get elected President. That dude's judgement was completely in the crapper, first Sarah Palin and then Joe the Plumber. McCain didn't know a damn thing about either one of them, but unleashed them on the American people all the same!
Monday, November 3, 2008
Another Reason To Vote For Obama - McCain's Monster Joe The Plumber Is Now Joe The Ignorant Bald-Headed Racist Clearly Not Working Lately Plumber
Joe the Asshole Plumber apparently is feeling himself just a little to much. Joe the Lying Plumber apparently now questions Barack Obama's "loyalty to America." I can't wait for this election is over, so Joe the Dumb Ass Plumber can fuck off!!!
John McCain gave this dude a platform to spread smears about someone's patriotism? And this dude has gotten scarier and scarier the more press time he has been granted. White folks should be embarrassed to have this knucklehead representing them!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Say It Ain't So Joe! - A Few Itty Bitty Problems With Joe The Plumber - He Ain't Got A Plumbing License And He Hasn't Always Paid His Own Taxes
As my mama loves to say "don't nothing get a duck in trouble, but his bill." And Joe the Plumber flapping jaws have landed him under the hot lights of national attention. Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, a.k.a. "Joe the Plumber's bill has got him into some trouble.
Let's get the current Great White American Hero's position clear -
"Joe the Plumber" is worrying about being taxed on a business he doesn't own yet and clearly can't afford to buy in the first damn place since he has not paid his state taxes for last year.
"Joe the Plumber" who is working illegally as a plumber for a unlicensed, illegally running business that has not paid it's license fees is worrying about being taxed for a business that should not be running in the first damn place.
"Joe the Plumber" who has no plumbing license is worrying about being taxed on a business he doesn't own, can't afford to buy, is not qualified to legally run, and has no idea if he would earn $250,000 in profits to be taxed on in the first damn place?
That makes no damn sense! This morning good ole Joe made the following remark, "I just hope I'm not making too much of a fool of myself," Sorry Joe, too late!




