Earth To White Women - Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin Ain't Like You After All!
The white women who still support Sarah Palin boggle my mind. Particularly the ones that spew that "she's just like me" crap. I wish someone would ask these women how many of them get to charge their children's summer camp or annual summer family vacation to their employer like Sarah Palin is clearly extremely fond of doing in Alaska.
And good ole Sarah "just like youuuuu" Palin ain't shopping at Old Navy or Target for all those fabulous fashions white women think are so cool and white men think are so "hot." Not only does Failin' Palin' have a taste for designer duds and accessories from Neiman Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Barneys, and Macy's, she really seems to enjoy them when someone else is paying - like the suckers that donate to the Republican Party!
So, to all the white women who are crazy for Sarah Palin, you should take great comfort that when you are wearing your Hanes Her Way panties and Mossimo stretch pants/moo-moo top combo from Target to work with your Dollar Store lunch bag carrying your baloney and cheese sandwich, snack bag of chips, and box of Sunmaid raisins purchased from Walmart, your girl Sarah is farting in silk drawers from Neiman Marcus and getting that fake weave bob twirled by a personal stylist while she's snacking on Caesar salad with real crab meet and sipping San Pellegrino mineral water....but remember she's just like you.....NOT!
