Who Put The Wrong Repeating Speech CD Inside Cindy "Fembot" McCain? - She Says Obama Running The "Dirtiest Campaign" In U.S. History!

Cindy McCain just proved that being dishonest and disingenuous runs in her family. Considering that since the beginning of the Presidential race, Obama's campaign has completely ignored the monstrously juicy and thickly plump pinata that Cindy McCain calls her life, from being a pill-popping, pill-stealing, blood relative denying, country club elitist to recipe stealing, adopted child of color hiding, home-wrecking rodeo slut, one would think she would keep her damn mouth shut! Oh, but no, not Miss Cindy Lou! It's too bad Obama is winning, because no one will reminder her how the Bush campaign slimed her back in 2000!

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$300,000 Outfit And I Gots No Job!..Tell Me How To Make When Times Is Hard? AKA The Strange Life Of Cindy "Fembot" McCain

I'm sorry, but this git-up was ugly as hell and I don't give a damn how much it cost. She looked liked an old-ass flight attendant on the Battlestar Galactica. That gigantic NAVY USMC pin looks like it was bought from an Avon catalog for old rich white ladies. And wearing all those pearls around that scrawny chicken-neck just makes no damn sense at all. And that Gulden's brown mustard color screamed "I'm old trying to look younger."
And is it just me or is Cindy McCain strongly channeling some serious Stepford Wife mojo? Doesn't she act like Glenn Close in The Stepford Wives remake?
Her every move during the GOP convention was controlled and staged. She never seemed to do anything by herself at all. I have never seen a potential first lady treated like a such a fragile bag of glass numb-nuts. I am beginning to be convinced that Cindy McCain is not a real person, but is actually a robot and the GOP is frightened that this secret will be discovered. Now, Cindy McCain is either an extremely sophisticated and expensive fembot..................... 0r she's #7 Cindy, from the Twilight Zone's "Number 12 Looks Just Like You." It's one or the other.

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