Why Does Sarah Palin Talk Like All The Adults On Charlie Brown Cartoons?
"Sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it’s our privileged obligation to find solutions to the challenges facing our own states every day being held accountable, not being just one of many just casting votes or voting present every once in a while, we don’t get away with that. We have to balance budgets and we’re dealing with multibillion dollar budgets and tens of thousands of employees in our organizations." - Sarah Palin
Translated into adult English - mwa mwa mwa mwa, mwa mwa mwa mwa, mwa mwa mwa.
If there is anyone out there who understands any part of this woman's block quote, please contact me immediately. I have read it several times and I still don't know what in the hell she is talking about. I am shocked at how her gubernatorial colleagues maintained straight faces telling the media that she has a future in national politics.



