Showing posts with label Dummy Lamont Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dummy Lamont Awards. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Dummy LaMont Award Winner - Amnau Eele - The Nitwit Who Complained About First Lady Michelle Obama Not Wearing Black Designers At The Inauguration
Former model, Amnau Eele, who made the nonsensical comments about First Lady Michelle Obama not choosing to wear an African American designer during the inauguration festivities, is now claiming that she has received death threats in reaction to those comments.
Making her original comments even sillier is the fact the Eele admits that she represents black artists, not black fashion designers. So, this knucklehead stirs up a national drama with stupid comments about the first lady, in defense of a profession, she doesn't even represent. Did any black designers even ask this dummy to express those negative opinions about the first African American First Lady?
Friday, October 10, 2008
Dummy Lamont Award Winner - James T. Harris - Uncle Tom Sellout Extraordinaire!
If you don't know James T. Harris, he was the lone black man in a sea of white folks at yesterday's McCain/Palin neo-klan rally "begging" John McCain to push even further with his race-baiting, derogatory, negative smear campaign against Barack Obama. This dude actually used the phase, "I'm begging you, sir" to a white man who voted against the MLK holiday, has no civil rights record to speak of and is working overtime to paint a educated American black man who is an elected U.S. Senator as a dangerous, ethnic, un-American other.
I am not against black conservatives, in fact, I believe that black folks could benefit from spreading their political wealth across numerous political party lines, but I am horrified at self-hating, selfish, and small-minded black folks like Mr. Harris. On his blog, Harris has compared Obama to Hitler. WTF? No sane and self-respecting black person should ever make such a comparison.
This clearly confused and crazed cat is a radio host in Milwaukee, where many a person of color is catching hell from every possible human angle. And this Dummy Lamont instead of "begging" John McCain to do something about the economy or education, this meathead was "begging" McCain to increase the over-the-top racist mudslinging against Obama, which he has already overdone. I would love to know what this dude is seeing and hearing from John McCain that made he embarrass himself on national television in such a major Mantan fashion.
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Dummy Lamont Award Winner #3 - My White Sista In Christ Flips Out In First Class
I kept trying to give Victoria Osteen the benefit of the doubt, but I can't. You're a millionaire and you're supposed to be a Christian woman. You ain't supposed to be acting like a psycho diva at 20,000 feet pushing around flight attendants. Yes, the lawsuit is frivolous, but you need to apologize, pay a little bit of money and get back to the gospel!
Dummy Lamont Award Winner #2 - Sista Learns The Lesson Of God Bless The Child That Has His Own From R. Kelly
This is Debra Triplett, she is FORTY-EIGHT years old and the grandmother of six. She is the grown-ass and dumb-ass woman jumping up in the courtroom screaming FREE R. KELLY! during his fixed child pornography trial. This dummy spent THIRTY-FOUR days in jail because her family could not come up with the $5,000 to meet her $50,000 bond to be released.
This meathead actually believes that R. Kelly should have paid her bail!!!!! You have to see the video to believe it. R. Kelly didn't spend ten minutes in jail and this woman spent 34 days locked up for being a complete dummy!
Dummy Lamont Award Winner - One Black Man Determined To Set Back The Entire Black Male Population All By Himself
I thought I had already found my top contender for Dummy Lamont of year with Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He was being to look like a landslide choice, but then I came across Mr. Tremayne Durham. Never mind that Durham is a convicted rapist, because now he is a convicted murderer.
Durham confessed to murdering an Oregon man because he was angry over not being able to get a refund for an $18,000 ice cream truck he agreed to buy in the first damn place. This fool killed a man over an ice cream truck and he killed the WRONG man. He killed a former employee who could not have given him his refund even if he wanted too. And that's not the worst of it.
During the two years he was held in jail awaiting his trial, this dummy extraordinaire "faked suicide, choked an inmate, threatened to hijack a jail transport vehicle and attempted escape." He finally confessed to his crime in a plea bargain that included a life sentence with the possibility of parole and a massive picnic that could have feed a herd of starving college students.
That's right, this fool confessed because the judge and prosecutor agreed to give him a couple of buckets of KFC and Popeye's chicken with the fixings of "mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream." After he signed the plea deal, Durham was also granted another mega-dummy adult kids meal of "calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream."
Wow! I am at a complete loss for words on this guy, but that is okay since his actions speak volumes! Did I also mention that this fool was also allowed to get MARRIED yesterday?
Friday, July 18, 2008
Dummy Lamont Award Winner - One Sista Determined To Set Back Black Women All By Herself!
Meet Elizabeth Ann Kommes. She was recently arrested for a DUI in Wisconsin, her fifth offense. Despite the fact that she could have killed someone or herself while driving under the influence, she added insult to injury by attempting to bribe her arresting officer. Her offer, sex and $10,000. A true Dummy Lamont in my book!
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Dummy LaMont Award Winner - DMX
Damn boy! What in the hell happened to DMX? That boy needs to lay off the mind-altering substances. And he better stop mistreating pitbulls or me and Che gonna have to drop by his crib for a chat. And what in the hell is that brotha doing living in Arizona?
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Dummy LaMont Award To Denver Nugget Carmelo Anthony
Carmelo Anthony wins our latest Dummy LaMont Award for getting busted for a suspected DUI on 4am this past Sunday morning. Not only is it stupid to drink and drive, but he is rich, anyone, anybody, would have gone to pick his dumb ass up. Not only could he have killed someone or himself, his team is in the middle of a serious playoff race, not to mention the fact that he has a infant son that he should have been with instead of drinking and driving. What a class A dummy!
Thursday, January 24, 2008
And The Second Aunt Jemima's Revenge "Dummy Lamont" Award Goes To......
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his Chief of Staff, Christine Beatty. Mr Kilpatrick because he is a liar and a cheater and to Ms. Beatty for being a liar, a cheater, and setting all women in the workplace back 10,000 light years! They should both resign immediately!
The award season is clearly here, because this dimwitted duo has already picked up a WAOD Wagging Finger of Shame Award, can a place on Character Corner's "Sit Your Azz Down" List be next?
Star blog reporter Content Black Woman of Why Black Women Are Angry is already on their case, reporting the facts and making it impossible for them to hide in plain sight.
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
And The First Aunt Jemima's Revenge "Dummy Lamont" Award Goes To......
Adam "Pacman" Jones of The Tennessee Titans. 
I just don't get this cat. He has to be a "Dummy Lamont" of the first order! He has been suspended all year from the NFL and missed the opportunity to help his team during its playoff run. He is now being accused of punching a woman in an Atlanta strip club. Now, I don't know if Mr. Jones did this latest boner or not, but good ole "Pacman" has been arrested six times since being drafted in 2005. That's just dumb!
"Pacman" Jones, please do us all a favor including yourself, stay away from strip clubs and stop punching women. You are giving all black male athletes a bad name and you are lowering the overall I.Q. and humanity quotient for all black men.
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