Thursday, August 7, 2008

Dummy Lamont Award Winner - One Black Man Determined To Set Back The Entire Black Male Population All By Himself

I thought I had already found my top contender for Dummy Lamont of year with Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He was being to look like a landslide choice, but then I came across Mr. Tremayne Durham. Never mind that Durham is a convicted rapist, because now he is a convicted murderer.

Durham confessed to murdering an Oregon man because he was angry over not being able to get a refund for an $18,000 ice cream truck he agreed to buy in the first damn place. This fool killed a man over an ice cream truck and he killed the WRONG man. He killed a former employee who could not have given him his refund even if he wanted too. And that's not the worst of it.

During the two years he was held in jail awaiting his trial, this dummy extraordinaire "faked suicide, choked an inmate, threatened to hijack a jail transport vehicle and attempted escape." He finally confessed to his crime in a plea bargain that included a life sentence with the possibility of parole and a massive picnic that could have feed a herd of starving college students.

That's right, this fool confessed because the judge and prosecutor agreed to give him a couple of buckets of KFC and Popeye's chicken with the fixings of "mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake and ice cream." After he signed the plea deal, Durham was also granted another mega-dummy adult kids meal of "calzones, lasagna, pizza and ice cream."

Wow! I am at a complete loss for words on this guy, but that is okay since his actions speak volumes! Did I also mention that this fool was also allowed to get MARRIED yesterday?

5 comments:

BLKSeaGoat August 7, 2008 at 11:34 AM  

I can't STAND Chitlin' Eatin' Niggas!!!!

Porfessor, when I saw this story on the AP wire, I KNEW you were gonna post it. *LOL*

Niggas love fried chicken.

Shady_Grady August 8, 2008 at 5:25 AM  

Must have been some good chicken..

roslynholcomb August 8, 2008 at 8:18 AM  

I had no idea ice cream trucks were so cheap. No wonder they're so effing annoying.

Miss Pinky August 8, 2008 at 10:01 AM  

WHO in their right mind would marry this person ?

Take.The.Wheel.

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