Thursday, September 4, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Kwame Kilpatrick Is Finally Realizing That The Fat Lady Has Already Sung And Gone Home A Long, Long, Long, Long Time Ago!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Poor Kwame Kilpatrick...His Fate Rests With The Governor That Took Of Her Shoe At The Obama Rally
Unless Detroit Mayor Kwame "Text Me Baby" Kilpatrick has some dirt on Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, he's dead meat. She's going to sink his ass, like that iceberg sunk the Titanic. She is an extremely unpopular governor in a state that is going through hard times, she's got to be loving the opportunity to take down Kilpatrick.
Now Granholm who has failed at her job as much as Kilpatrick has failed at his, gets the chance to do something historic, forcing the ouster of a sitting city mayor in the D. As much as believe that Kilpatrick deserves everything he gets, it bothers me it will come from the woman that waved her expensive high heel in the air to signal transferring her support of Hillary Clinton through the primaries to Barack Obama's presidential candidacy.
You have to feel for the people of Michigan that this has been their leadership for so long. The state is in desperate need of new blood at the helm.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Da' Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Rejects Plea Deal That Required Him To Resign
I would have rolled the dice too, Kwame. It wasn't a great offer!
Saturday, August 16, 2008
An All-Time Classic Quote From Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick
The hits keep coming when following Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He will definitely face assault charges and he will most certainly be staying close to home for the next few months. I am starting to feel a little sorry for Mr. Kilpatrick because he just can't same to get out of his own way. He really does not seem to grasp the amount of trouble he is in. And he certainly does not seem to believe that he is doing anything wrong.
Check out this classic quote that is being credited to Kilpatrick as a racial slur toward the black female officer in his new assault case. "You're a black woman," You should be ashamed of yourself being with a man with the last name White. You should not be a part of this." Apparently, Da' Mayor didn't think the sista was just doing her job and he was making it harder for her with his behavior.
Poor, poor, poor, Kwame......what's a delusional brotha to do.
Friday, August 15, 2008
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Needs An Intervention.....Yesterday!
What in the hell was the Da' Hip Hop Mayor thinking? If John Edwards is persona non-grata at the Democratic convention, what in the hell made him think that his second-rate scandal ridden behind would be welcomed either? This dude is severely delusional and needs an intervention. Kilpatrick just does not seem to understand that he is an embarrassment, Obama's people should not have had to tell him to stay away.
Friday, August 8, 2008
Da' Hip Hop Mayor Of Detroit To Be Released But Forced To Wear An Electronic Monitoring Bracelet As A Long Leash
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will soon be rocking one of these sexy electronic monitors on his ankle when he is released from jail in the next few hours. He has caught a new case as well in addition to the legal trouble he already has. There is good news, he will soon have competition for the "Kwame Killed My City" sticker, when newly signed Kwame Brown starts playing for the Pistons!
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Just When I Thought It Was Over, Kwame "Da Hip Hop Mayor" Kilpatrick Pulls Me Back In!
When I woke up this morning, I had no intention for this to be Dummy Lamont day, but the hits keep coming. A judge just sent embattled Mayor Kwame "I'm A Sex Text Message Fiend" Kilpatrick to jail for violating the terms of his bail release. I'm still waiting for this guy to wave goodbye to Detroit and resign his position.
Update: What didn't this dummy understand about NOT leaving Detroit without permission?
Anybody out there with photoshop skills so I can create a Black Mayors Hall Of Shame with Kwame Kilpatrick, Sharpe James, and Marion Berry as it's first inductees?
Thanks to my reader, I Luv Brooklyn, But I Don't Live There for the tip!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Will Mama Kilpatrick Pay The Price For The Misdeeds Of Her Hip Hop Mayor Son?
Represenative Caroyln Cheeks Kilpatrick, the mother of Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick finds herself in a tight race to keep her seat. Her son's bone-headed antics are playing a minor role in her re-election. Will mama pay for defending the stupidity of her son?
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Kwame "Da' Hip Hop Mayor" Kilpatrick In Trouble Again!
Da' Hip Hop Mayor is in trouble again. This time he's cussing out and pushing around folks trying to serve a subpoena on one of his pals. Now the Da' Mayor is barred from leaving the state of Michigan without permission from a judge. Poor Kwame, he just can't help himself.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Perjury Charges Amended Due To Discovery Of More Steamy Text Messages To Additional Women
Embattled Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick is in more hot water after prosecutors in his pending perjury case discovered additional "romantic" text messages to additional women who were not his wife or his mistress and former Chief of Staff Christine Beatty.
Kilpatrick has refused to resign despite numerous requests for him to do so from public and private constituents. It remains to be seen if his wife who stood by like a ventriloquist dummy when the charges first became public will stand up for a second helping.
For those unfamiliar with the story, please check this link and this link. I have already awarded Mayor Kilpatrick the Aunt Jemima's Revenge Dummy Lamont award, so I can only hope that this brother will wake up and do the right thing and resign. I'm not holding my breath though.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Will Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Be Forced To Resign?
The special investigation around Da' Hip Hop Mayor of Detroit is winding down. I can't imagine that criminal charges will not follow, since there are mountains of evidence that he lied under oath. I wonder if he will get some class and resign willingly or will he be forced to resign because he is facing prosecution?
Update - Kilpartrick and former aide charged with multiple counts of perjury.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick Refuses To Resign
Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has openly affirmed that he will not resign his position. That's a shame, because if he had an morals, dignity, ethics, or pride, he would have resigned already. When you have violated the public trust as an elected official, not to mention getting caught lying under oath, you should have the guts to face the music and lose your position. This guy is a real piece of work and I really hate the fact that his name is connected to hip hop music and culture in any fashion. Mr. Kilpatrick and the mayor of San Francisco, Gavin Newsom should bought be sent to "unfaithful island" for ex-mayors immediately.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Christine Beatty Resigns!
I don't give out awards to folks who finally stop acting like a jackass, but I will give some credit. Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick's Chief of Staff and former mistress, Christine Beatty has resigned her position. Now that his chief of staff has officially and rightfully thrown herself under the bus, let's see what kind of man Mr. Kilpatrick is. Let's hope he will follow her lead and resign as well.





