Saturday, May 31, 2008

How About EVERYONE Stop Kissing At Sporting Events!

A lesbian couple is upset and has filed suit over being castigated for "kissing" at a professional baseball game. Quite frankly, I'm not sympathetic. I hate "kissing" couples gay or straight at professional sporting events with a passion. Yuck!!!! You're there to watch the game, not to be kissing each other. I can't stand it.

I hate bored women at sporting events rubbing backs and touching on a man completely immersed in the game, that he turns to give her a kiss, so she will leave him the hell alone. There are already enough women at sporting events looking to get a man instead of to enjoy the game. It's a damn distraction and it's often the ugliest damn couple in the arena that wants to smooch.

Stay your ass at home if that's your priority to be kissing on someone. Watch the game on tv. Stadiums and arenas are guilty for pushing this practice with "kiss-cams" and public marriage proposals. Games cost to much to attend to be looking at two people trying to show the world that they are in love.


Felicity May 31, 2008 at 3:03 PM  

Well sometimes passion gets you! Heat of the moment and all that. If it is a quick kiss fine, Oh no if it's long kiss! May 31, 2008 at 10:56 PM  

This is funny! *LOL*

Okay can I make a few confessions?

I met a Mandingo who took me out on a date and in the course of our dinner conversation, he said, "did you know that I used to play for the Pistons?"

I paused...was silent for a second.

Then I shrugged and said: "I am sorry, I didn't know that. But I don't really follow NFL."

He stared at me in COMPLETE shock.

Only after we had been together for a few months and he had handed me the key to his house and his ATM did he finally muster up the courage to say, "on our first date, you really sounded dumb when..."

I guess I am one of the back-rubbers at the games!

I was at some major NBA game and I turned and asked my man (the guy who was a former player):
"why don't they match?"

He said that they wear the uniform that represents their franchise.

"Oh", I said.

Everyone nearby gave me a look as if to say, "why is she HERE taking up a seat?"

Okay ...and once I got front row seats to a Bulls game (thanks to my friend who knew Michael) and after the game I was walking to the car and I asked the people who were with me, "who won the game?"

Thank you to Professor I know how people REALLY feel about women like me who go to the games...

Professor Tracey June 1, 2008 at 12:52 AM  


That is so funny! How did you stand sitting through the entire event, if you didn't know what was going on? LOL!

You must be some kind of woman, because I have cut loose many a man that didn't know a dang thing about sports. I just can't stand explaining it to them. LOL! June 1, 2008 at 1:18 PM  

Professor Tracey!

I was trying to act interested in what my man was interested in but he didn't want to be disturbed during the games so I would sit there and watch the crowd, count the number of people in the stands who had on jerseys, could the number of drunk people, different things to keep me occupied...*LOL*...which is WHY at the end of the game...I would not even know the final score...

Sometimes he would look over and ask, "are you having fun?" and I'd say something like, "is that cheerleader on the end new to the squad?" at which point, he'd turn and pretend that he was at the game by himself...*LOL*

If my man jumped up screaming at something...I would look up and start screaming about it too (not even KNOWING what the situation was) but he could tell I was really trying! *LOL*

My sister is a total sports buff...she was the star point guard in school...she follows WNBA and NBA and NFL and knows everyone's stats...when my man met HER...he was impressed with her sports knowledge and they were both in deep discussions on every player for the past 20 years...cause she knew everybody's stats! When I told her I was dating someone from an NBA team...she asked which team...(since some teams she can't stand)...I momentarily forgot the name and said, "he played for the Protens!" she got upset and said, "it's the Pistons d______t!"

Oh well...he's an ex now...

Professor Tracey June 1, 2008 at 3:35 PM  


You are killing me! "The Protens" LOL!!!!

SheCodes June 2, 2008 at 7:06 PM  

ROFL... BWBTT is hilarious! That reminds me of my mom, who was personally invited to a game by a player for the Dolphins years ago.

She asked us "Who is that third team? The one with the black and white stripes?" She actually fell asleep at the game AND TWO PLAYERS NOTICED.

She will never live it down!

Professor Tracey June 2, 2008 at 7:33 PM  

Now damn, SheCodes, how did you mama manage to top BWBTT's story? Lawd! Who is the third team? LOL! June 2, 2008 at 11:39 PM  


Thank you! I feel better now!

See when women like me and your mom TRY to ask questions, we get laughed at so we just start being quiet around sports friend was friends with Michael Jordan and when I met him, I tried to be sociable and I overheard Micheal telling my man:
"She just told me I was the best quarterback the Bulls ever had..." and my man looked over at me as if to say: "Baby, pleeease stop talking! Please!" At least I tried to fit in at the party!

I really DO like being at the games!


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