Breaking News Alert - Sources Confirm That John McCain's Campaign Manager Rick Davis Is Actually A Pre-Historic Sleestak!

Now everything makes sense. John McCain's campaign manager Rick Davis, who has gleefully developed some of nastiest and racist smears against Barack Obama during the 2008 Presidential campaign, then without missing a beat has repeatedly lied his overpaid lobbyist ass off about all the mud and rocks he has tossed, is not actually a human being, but a prehistoric sleestak.
If the mainstream media was more interested in revealing the truth about sleazy political operatives like Rick Davis instead of the circus-like aftermath their intentionally racist and sexist smear campaigns generate, these scumbags would be recognized for the racist and sexist bastards they truly are. Rick Davis doesn't care about America, Democracy, or the American people, he really hates all those things, he only cares about winning at all costs.