Saturday, September 6, 2008

Unaired "Priceless" Advertisement For Bristol Palin's Unplanned Pregnancy

DVD rental of bittersweet teenage pregnancy film, Juno - $1.99One box of Trojan Condoms (3-pack) - $3.99
The Underground Guide To Teenage Sexuality - $16.95
HIV and STD testing after engaging in unprotected sex - $75.00Watching the Christian Right, The Republican Party, and other random white folks act like Bristol Palin's unplanned pregnancy and teenage shotgun wedding is a normal thing to be celebrated without mentioning how lucky she is not to have contradicted HIV or an STD from her no high school diploma having, hockey playing, no job having, baby mama's name tattooed on his finger reminding me of Kevin Federline baby daddy, Levi ------

PRICELESS!!!

9 comments:

Shirley September 6, 2008 at 4:52 PM  

Look, if you teach sex education in the schools, that's just going to make the kids want to have sex! And they should NEVER EVER know about condoms--that's just fuel the fire!!

And as Bill O'Reilly said this week, Bristol's teen pregnancy is OK as long as she is not asking US to pay her way (ok teenage white girls, go to town!!) But he took an opposite view when he called Jamie-Lyn Spears' parents pinheads for raising two trampy daughters! (I watch The Daily Show where they just love showing clips of right wing hypocrisy. They had fun with the Palin teen pregnancy issue!)
I love when right wingers engage in moral relativism!!!!

Shirley September 6, 2008 at 4:55 PM  

And oh yes, I almost forgot. Remember when Fox News referred to Michelle Obama as Barack's "Baby Mama?" Michelle was speaking and the titles on the screen said, "Liberals say: Don't mess with Obama's baby mama!"

I just love karma!!!

Kit (Keep It Trill) September 7, 2008 at 12:20 AM  

"without mentioning how lucky she is not to have contradicted HIV or an STD from her no high school diploma having, hockey playing, no job having, baby mama's name tattooed on his finger..."

Tell it, sistah!

Faith September 7, 2008 at 12:45 AM  

I will never understand why parents and adults freak out over kids having sex when they know they were once those same kids having sex. Knowledge is power.

Selena September 7, 2008 at 1:11 AM  

Oh my its getting a lil crazy. Young black man claining to be the daddy. Someone call Maury STAT!

http://sandrarose.com/2008/09/06/video-bristol-palins-real-baby-daddy-speaks/#comments

Oh yeah, Youtube is da Debil LOL.

SjP September 7, 2008 at 3:07 AM  

See! This is exactly what I'm talking about and the pundits aren't. In this day and age getting pregnant is the least of the concerns when it comes to being sexually active.

I'm trying to figure out how all this is in keeping with the Repub platform of no sex before marriage, no sex education in the schools, and strong family values.

poetess58 September 7, 2008 at 12:24 PM  

See this is why I'm addicted to your blog! Classic Professor Tracey right here! LOLOLOLOLOLOL Dr Weems said you needed to be on SNL but I think you need your own show, something along the lines of Jon Stewart or Colbert Report! Girl, there's nothing I wouldn't pay to see Ms Palin sitting across from you answering some REAL questions!

Professor Tracey September 7, 2008 at 3:38 PM  

@Shirley -

I love karma too.

@KIT @ Faith - Thanks!

@SJP - Exactly!

Selena - That's too scary and too much parody for me to touch right now!

Poetess 58 - Thanks!

Selena September 7, 2008 at 5:17 PM  

LOL Prof Tracey. You just can't make this stuff up!

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