Monday, October 27, 2008

Elizabeth Hassleback Is An Ignorant Jackass

While stumping on the campaign trail with her new BFF Sarah Palin, "Half-A-Brain" Hassleback shrieked about the criticism being leveled at "Poison Pufferfish" Palin as "deliberately sexist." You have see it, to believe it! Her righteous indignation is hilarious in it's earnestness. Hassleback is completely serious and that's what is so sad about her and her pal Palin.

Since Hassleback is clearly a regular traveler to Planet Stupid Bitch, somebody should still gently point out to her that her homegirl, Sarah "I'm Wearing My Own Push-Up Bra Now" Palin has been eagerly and willingly using her physical attractiveness and sex appeal since the minute she joined the ticket.

You can't willingly shake your titties and ass for votes, then cry sexism when people criticize you for indulging in excesses like $150,000 in clothes and $40,000 in hair and make-up to help draw EXTRA ATTENTION to what you are trying to sell!

8 comments:

uglyblackjohn October 27, 2008 at 1:38 AM  

I like that Elizabeth is a true believer. She's wrong (and it drives Whoppi crazy) on this but she keeps trying to convince herself that she's right.

Faith October 27, 2008 at 4:53 AM  

You really don't like the bobblehead, huh? We'll see if she gets to keep being a moron after the election. When the country starts doing better she'll look like an idiot if she's still flapping her gums.

Miss Pinky October 27, 2008 at 12:06 PM  

"You can't willingly shake your titties and ass for votes...."

You are just TOO bad for me..LOL.

FiYah........

Pseudo-Adrienne October 27, 2008 at 12:15 PM  

Mentally vacant expressions, vapid attitudes/beliefs and behavior, and Botoxesque smiles; no one exudes those "qualities" better than white American Christian Rightwing women (i.e. Hassleback, Palin, Cindy McCain, and so on). No wonder their male counterparts defend them so vigorously and then disingenuously screed "sexism" and shamelessly co-opt feminist/womanist-language whenever someone rightfully criticizes their intellectual-ineptness, blatant anti-women policies, and overall lack of self-awareness and awareness of the world around them.

GoldenAh October 27, 2008 at 2:45 PM  

Unfortunately, for white women even being considered "hot" when one is average looking works. They have access to powerful men, so they take full advantage.

I can't be mad at them for it. Although some should be honest about what gives them this access and stop complaining that it is "sexism" when it works.

If one acts like "ho", what does one expect?

TD1016 October 27, 2008 at 11:23 PM  

I saw the clip on CNN. I'm starting to wonder if Hassleback is trying to plan a campaign run herself in the near future. Can you imagine a Palin/Hasslebeck ticket?? (Trembles). I do hope SNL does a spoof on it though. But the thing is Elzabeth probably put hurt her party more with that little stunt. Hello sexism? No offense YOUR own party gave all the information about clothing expenses out. Not the media, not the Dems. Did you really think that no one was going to saying anything about $150,000 for Clothes and $13,000 for MAC??? Especially since I'm thinking that some of that money is coming from campaign donations which I doubt contributors thought would go towards lipgloss, LV and some stilettos. And then you have the nerve, when its clear after days of reports that the Republicans would like to retract the whole expense statements and move on, you the bleach bottle blonde you are, bring it up. Way to represent Hassleback. I hope they get her on the View.

TD1016 October 27, 2008 at 11:25 PM  

@ Professor Tracey...
Can Hassleback get the Dummy Lamont Award or is that even too good for her?

cinco October 28, 2008 at 12:12 PM  

I don't see what's sexist about it. I'm sure the Obamas have spent plenty as well, but the amount of money wasted when she appears to wear similiar clothes anyway doesn't make any sense. Their attempts to explain/justify make even innocent purchases appear suspicious.

Hasselback is fortunate to have a job.....

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