Who In The High Holy Hell Would Waste Their Time Trying To Kidnap T-Pain?

Unless someone is trying to stop this man from making any more of his horrible records, I don't get why he would be a target for a kidnapping. T-Pain's music, to quote Gina of What About Our Daughters, makes me wish for "bleach for my ears." Not only does T-Pain's music suck, the brotha is just absolutely, positively hard on the eyes.