Thursday, March 5, 2009

Calling All Black Folks! The Time Is Now! We Have No Choice! Drop Squads Must Be Formed In Every Major City In America!

D.R.O.P. standing for "Deprogramming and Restoration Of Pride"

Black folks need a real-life version of The Drop Squad. There is no more room for discussion. When we have black folks calling 911 to complain about not getting their Chicken McNuggets, the time has come for radical measures. It was bad enough when that brother called 911 over his missing secret sauce for his five-dollar foot-long Subway sandwich, now we got black folks just gone buck wild. We have way too many black folks embarrassing the hell out of the entire black community on a daily basis and this crap has just got to stop.

Please feel free to participate in my new poll or to add your own suggestions in the comments.

15 comments:

Symphony March 5, 2009 at 7:00 AM  

I call them clowns. I don't care where you watch the story - local news, youtube or cable news, they take every opportunity to take a shot. And these clowns are giving them the ammo.

I also linked the 911 call from the Boynton Beach man who called Burger King because they didn't have lemonade. My people (Black and in Florida) I just don't know what to say.

Christopher Chambers March 5, 2009 at 9:07 AM  

Auntie, I'd say the people in your poll are beyond the Drop Squad. I say we need to reincarnate Sgt. Waters from A Soldiers Story so he can go on a geechie-killing rampage. LOL

ch555x March 5, 2009 at 9:30 AM  

You may have to do some major recruiting/propaganda Soviet-style due to the amount of folks needing "dropped"...LOL!!!

Mr. Tibbs March 5, 2009 at 12:23 PM  

Professor,

I am one step ahead, I have purchased a van and busy recruiting a line to activate the Durham chapter of Drop Squad. We are raising money now for a RV for our road trip to the next State of the Black Union meet and greet!

Torrance Stephens - All-Mi-T March 5, 2009 at 1:22 PM  

Kanye - hands down, followed by rael-fake tv

RiPPa March 5, 2009 at 1:33 PM  

I'm all for this, and I say we use GITMO as a staging ground for operations. Waterboarding included of course.

JD March 5, 2009 at 3:35 PM  

There are some people who need to "go away" I have a list but it's in my secret lair.

Vérité Parlant March 5, 2009 at 5:07 PM  

At my spot it was McNugget 911 Girl vs. Breastfeeding Driver.

Flip Wilson had a saying for this, but if I repeat it someone will say I'm a violent heifer.

coffee maker March 6, 2009 at 1:10 AM  

i'm glad somebody's finally cracking down on the fast food industry; they are destroying the population with their addictive, tasty trans fats and dollar menus...

Divalocity March 6, 2009 at 10:39 AM  

Good luck with the deprogramming, there are thousands of them who are too far gone, logic and common sense is not a part of their mind-set. Utter stupidity and ignorance is their forte.

wisdomteachesme March 6, 2009 at 2:34 PM  

wasn't the drop squad tactics used in a movie with a bunch of black people? i cannot remember the name of it.
was it a spike thing?

the guy 'sold-out' as far as they were concerned...they jacked him up and tied him to a chair and started teaching him where he went wrong and what was right..

now see, if i was not trying to remember the name of it--i would...lol

@all, yall are funny to me!! lolol
yeah, i also have a few people that i wished would either go away--or that i could snatch them up and beat some knowledge, manners, self-control, and selflessness into their little brains.

honestly, to tell you the truth--my list is very long being that i taught p.s. for 18 years!
OH and i added in some parents also!!
LOLOL
Still Praying!
yes Lord!
:)

sounds like it may be a good movie.
where has eric lasalle been?
hummmm
i'll hold my comments on him to myself!

msladydeborah March 6, 2009 at 5:01 PM  

LOL!

This is definitely an action that we need to organize.

I don't know the names of the folks that I want to drop. I just know the mode of their operations. I have some mama's at my center site that would definitely be on the list.

This is a great idea. Perhaps we need to start using our technology tools to produce videos, etc. We would definitely need a massive reprogramming campaign!

ActsofFaithBlog March 6, 2009 at 5:57 PM  

What Black community? We have a bunch of people with disparate interests who may be living in Black residential neighborhoods (often surrounded by criminals). The ones of our grandparents' childhoods has long been gone. The sooner we accept that the sooner we can either corral all the loonies/problem people OR leave them and form a new community.

Regina March 7, 2009 at 1:14 AM  

I agree with the concept and the need for intervention (But I must admit I hated that darn movie!).
That being said if you are willing to snatch up a few folk, I may have to contribute to the cause.
Start with DL Hughley!!

Mista Jaycee March 7, 2009 at 2:33 PM  

Remember that Keyes and Steele are picked Negroes so they can't be dropped that easily. Both are Knights of Columbus, Keyes is a third degree and Steele almost became a priest. My Goodness!
Jaycee

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