Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Stupidest Woman Alive Sweepstakes - Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Thinks It's A Good Thing That Alaska Has Less Revenue

I understand that dim-witted Sarah Palin actually believes that she has a chance to become President. What I don't understand is why the good folks in Alaska are not screaming down the rafters at the Governor's office to make clear to this dumb bunny that she may not get re-elected governor in 2010.

I mean, who in the hell is running Alaska right now? And this woman is saying some of the dumbest stuff I have ever heard come out of a politician's mouth. Could anyone actually imagine listening to this woman's speech patterns for four years?
And what in the hell is she doing with these truck stop hooker heels and sparkly red toe nails? She's wearing this mess to official events! And folks have the nerve to say anything negative about what First Lady Michelle Obama wears? Could you imagine if the First Lady forgot herself and wore something this tacky to a public event?


Gunner Sykes June 10, 2009 at 12:40 AM  

There. There.

Ms. Palin was pointing out that the smaller the government, the better.

Do try grasp the concept.

Professor Tracey June 10, 2009 at 1:38 AM  

You must be in the running for the stupidest man alive. That isn't what she said. And it's never a good thing that a state takes in less revenue and no governor with a teaspoon of brains should ever say that.

If your state is lucky enough to have a surplus of revenue, you don't necessarily have to spend it, you can save it for future shortfalls which will eventually come (like in Alaska now).

You don't hope for your state to fall short on revenues, so you don't have to govern. That's a wildly stupid idea.

If Governor Palin is for smaller government, she should just directly say so and govern that way. For example, stop giving out free oil-revenue based welfare checks to every man, woman, and child in Alaska. Opps, too late, she's already done that.

You can't defend stupid, dear.

Kimberly B June 10, 2009 at 8:47 AM  

Being concise and succinct aren't what Sarah Palin is known for. If she's for smaller government, she should have said so and worn another pair of sandals (toes hanging over the edge are so not the ish but then she's in Alaska).

Palin has some people mesmerized, it's obvious they don't hear anything she says but will quickly attack anyone who criticizes her. They defend stupid all the time.

Great post!

ch555x June 10, 2009 at 9:52 AM  

She's still in the news?!

"And what in the hell is she doing with these truck stop hooker heels and sparkly red toe nails?"-AJ

B-B-But she's showing some patriotism from the toes on up...see the red, white, and blue??? LOL!

M.O could wear a burka or a housemaid's dress and still get criticized for being "too revealing"!

wisdomteachesme June 10, 2009 at 11:24 AM  


smaller gov't? WHA??
she spent all that oh sorry--she wasted all their money on that sports complex which she had built on fed land without permission and still owes the bill fo rit--i'm with ch55x--she's STILL in the news???

Oh, it's a losw day all the time for the people that keep her in the news.

see, i was not going to go there with the jackedup! red stacks that she is wearing --WRONG!!

is there anyone there strong enough to run against her i wonder?

I'll pray for the Lord to PLEASE lift up one of His people who WIll obey Him and take care of the rest of His people that live in Alaska.

and to set the wrongs correct that she and her cronies have jackedUP!

Gunner Sykes June 10, 2009 at 12:12 PM  

Um, smaller government most assuredly implies less "revenue" for the government. Do try to catch up.

By the way, the sports complex Wisdomteachesme mentioned is the result of the PEOPLE who wanted it voting to float a bond for it.

Oh, and the blatant toe fetishism shown on this blog is pretty weird. Had no idea it was that kind of site.

Not that there's anything wrong with thhat.

Professor Tracey June 10, 2009 at 1:15 PM  

@Gunner -

I get it. You have to understand nursery rhymes to understand what Governor Palin is actually saying. Since I'm an educated adult that speaks English and not gibberish, I don't have the time or the interest to understand baby talk.

I love all the excuses for Palin folks like you make, despite the clear evidence to the contrary. Palin was up to her neck in that worthless sports complex deal - the people voted for it because she pushed for it.

And I won't even go there with your strange comment about Palin's hooker footwear.

Anonymous,  June 10, 2009 at 3:40 PM  

@Prof. Tracey: Don't even waste your breath, girl. The types that defend Palin will never, ever have rational logic penetrate through the thickness; they are the same folks who defended Bush so rabidly. You might as well be talking to a box of muffin mix.

The toepolish speaks volumes, btw.

givepeace05401 June 14, 2009 at 7:02 PM  

I swear I have tried to give the governor a chance. I looked at her selection as Senator McCain’s running mate with interest (who is she?) and excitement (the possibility of a female VP).

Somewhere along the way, she lost me. Was it:

. the bumper sticker approach to campaigning “Pals around with terrorist”?

. her introducing the subject abortion to the campaign?

. her strange (to me) speech patterns (“you betcha”)?

. her odd behavior (my god the winking and hand gestures)?

. her not appearing to be smarter than the average bear?

. her “real America” comments?

The list goes on.

What concerns me more than Governor Palin(and all the things on my list) is the number of my follow citizens who think she is ready and able to be president.

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