Professor Tracey Says It Again - The Green Hornet Remake Is Going To Be Completely Horrible!

Ugly-ass Seth Rogan is not The Green Hornet and Cameron Diaz makes me want to hurl. What role is she going to play? And Bruce Lee just can't be replaced and the yahoo they have in his part looks like a clown.

And the ultimate kiss of death for this film? Nicholas Cage!!!!! Dr. Cranium himself! I haven't seen one of this dude's flicks in the movie theater in nearly a decade. All forehead and droopy-ass lips. Butt-ugly and can't act worth a damn. Remember The Wicker Man!!!!!!!!!

Next some Hollywood asshole will be screwing up my boy, The Green Lantern. They already screwed over Aquaman.