Thursday, November 13, 2008

Guess The Size Of Sarah Palin's Brain

Since I can't turn on my damn television without Sarah Palin appearing on the screen and discovering that it is virtually impossible to follow a damn thing she says without the most intense amount of concentration, I began to wonder how tiny Sarah Palin's brain must be. Thoughts seem to rattle around in her head and then tumble out of her mouth in a stumbling, jumbling torrent of split infinitives, double negatives, and strange snippets of sport phrases and valley girl speak.

And once she has said whatever she has to say, it's gone in the air forever, she doesn't seem to reflect on her own words for even a second.And what is most frightening about hearing Palin speak is the high level of conviction and finality she repeatedly uses. The facts don't matter, the truth doesn't matter, history or reality doesn't matter, the only thing that matters is WHAT SHE SAYS! That's a clear sign that Palin has a small brain, it only has the capacity to hold what she believes in that moment in time, the only question is how small is her damn brain? Care to take a guess? I provided a few options, feel free to offer your own.
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10 comments:

Faith November 13, 2008 at 4:01 AM  

Did my last comment go through? My internet cut out.

That post was soooo funny. You should really consider a side gig doing poltical comedy.

Authortee November 13, 2008 at 4:23 AM  

See, you're giving the woman more credit than I do. You assume she has a brain. I think she's like the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. Good thing she's not Pinnochio or her nose would be as big as her face by now. My favorite was her response when asked about banning the Harry Potter books at the library in Wasilia. She said none of the Harry Potter books had been published yet when she was mayor. Good ol' Keith Olbermann noted that at the time, four Harry Potter books had been published. This woman doesn't even think when she speaks; she just speaks. Her ego is surprising. I wish she would just crawl back to her trailer in Alaska.

AuthorTee

Francis L. Holland Blog November 13, 2008 at 2:40 PM  

I think her brain is filled with rancid expired Fluffer-Nutter.

William November 13, 2008 at 5:20 PM  

Really, there is no need to be insulting.

What did peanuts or tic-tacs or ice cubes ever do to you to deserve this horrible comparison.

Professor Tracey November 13, 2008 at 6:38 PM  

Faith -

Thanks, but we missed your comment!

Authortee -

When you;re right, you're right!

T-Mac - You are truly a scientist!

Francis -

Your esquire is showing! LOL! What a turn of phrasing!

William - LOL!!!!!!

Invisible Woman November 14, 2008 at 1:57 AM  

Ummm...the tic-tac seems to be about right.

cinco November 14, 2008 at 12:20 PM  

The square blockheads from Gumby would be my guess.

cinco November 14, 2008 at 12:31 PM  

No I've changed my mind...the styrofoam peanuts that are used in packing...thats it. No substance, the are used to protect other things, they're white, and when you hear the sound they make when you touch them they're annoying as Hell.

oregonsistah November 14, 2008 at 7:16 PM  

as you described "whoosh" as the air was going from ear to ear, which indicates it has no size, "nothing is there".

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